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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:24 am 
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that reminds me of one....

This guy is speeding down the highway late for work and gets pulled over...much to his surprise a young hot woman officer gets out of the car and approaches his vehicle! She comes up to the window and says "do you know why i pulled you over?" the guys says "no ma'am" she says, "you were speeding back there, and anything you say can and will be held against you." So the guy yells out...."BOOBIES!"

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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:34 pm 
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A teacher is explaining biology to her first grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident..

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F*ck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.


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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:17 pm 
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A U.S. Marine colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man


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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:54 pm 
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LMAO @ that one KB... although it hits a little too close to the truth maybe :D :funny:

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