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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:32 pm 
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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because its always good to have the dishwasher match the stove and refrigerator.

Girls don't hate me!



Thats hilarious! I love it!



You know what else I love? I love all those pathetic lame pick up lines that guys use at bars. My take on that is this... If they have the balls to actually say those to me I think it's way cool and it cracks me up and a good sense of humor is at the top of my list! I LOVE THOSE CORNY PICK UP LINES! :boobs:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:23 am 
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DolphinsPeace777 wrote:
-KB- wrote:
Why does the bride always wear white?

Because its always good to have the dishwasher match the stove and refrigerator.

Girls don't hate me!



Thats hilarious! I love it!



You know what else I love? I love all those pathetic lame pick up lines that guys use at bars. My take on that is this... If they have the balls to actually say those to me I think it's way cool and it cracks me up and a good sense of humor is at the top of my list! I LOVE THOSE CORNY PICK UP LINES! :boobs:


i can actually say i never used one. I would just introduce myself and proceed to get them drunk. :D


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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:28 am 
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Hawk200 wrote:
DolphinsPeace777 wrote:
-KB- wrote:
Why does the bride always wear white?

Because its always good to have the dishwasher match the stove and refrigerator.

Girls don't hate me!



Thats hilarious! I love it!



You know what else I love? I love all those pathetic lame pick up lines that guys use at bars. My take on that is this... If they have the balls to actually say those to me I think it's way cool and it cracks me up and a good sense of humor is at the top of my list! I LOVE THOSE CORNY PICK UP LINES! :boobs:


i can actually say i never used one. I would just introduce myself and proceed to get them drunk. :D



That works ! :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: -KB-'s joke thread
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:51 pm 
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"



The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."



The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who

whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening,

Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.



As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent

and spends the night.



The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a

very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is

your second request?"



The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to

him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes

off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.



Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this

time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters

the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.



The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are

indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is

your last request?"



The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."



The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone

Ranger's tent.



Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him

square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.

For the last time .. . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"


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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:14 am 
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That's awesome! hahahaha


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:54 pm 
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An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for many years and had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:26 am 
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-KB- wrote:
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for many years and had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.


Wise old man! :D


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:31 am 
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That lone ranger joke got me. :funny:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:30 am 
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BBQ Rules sounds like what my house use to be like, key point used to :irule: LOL


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:13 pm 
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This is for Mikey!

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!

































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